SelfishBerry
this, ladies and gentleman, is the highlight of the holiday season.

this, ladies and gentleman, is the highlight of the holiday season.

okay so i blew off kate and jim for ashton kutcher and amanda peet.
why, hello ms. winslet & mr. carrey.
Why did I just learn I can flip pictures in photo booth? Hello iMac 101

(via istuffmypants)

teach me.

i own 33 of my own personal dvds and 22 up to date seasons of 4 separate shows, yet i feel like my dvd collection is insufficient.

i think ill just watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind again…that never leaves me unsatisfied.

sara, call me.

sara, call me.

cheia:

pibbplusredvines:

I let my emotions get the best of me.  I just uh..I cared too much, I guess.I was thinking with my lady parts.I was walking and I felt something icky.I thought there was going to be chocolate.I don’t even remember!I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.All I want to do is have babies.Are you single?I’m just like, going through something right now.I guess when my life feels incomplete, I want to shoot someone.This would not happen if I had a penis!What? [puts on lip gloss]Bitches be crazy.I’m good at tolerating pain.  I’m bad at math, and I’m stupid.
Parks and Recreation 2x10 - Hunting Trip



this is the amy poehler i know and love.

cheia:

pibbplusredvines:

I let my emotions get the best of me.  I just uh..I cared too much, I guess.
I was thinking with my lady parts.
I was walking and I felt something icky.
I thought there was going to be chocolate.
I don’t even remember!
I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.
All I want to do is have babies.
Are you single?
I’m just like, going through something right now.
I guess when my life feels incomplete, I want to shoot someone.
This would not happen if I had a penis!
What? [puts on lip gloss]
Bitches be crazy.
I’m good at tolerating pain. 
I’m bad at math, and I’m stupid.

Parks and Recreation 2x10 - Hunting Trip

this is the amy poehler i know and love.

omegle.

i am that bored

britney and madonna get to make out on t.v. yet adam lambert does it, and they censor it. i cant stand shit like that.
i just saw someone on facebook use "gnar gnar" instead of "gnarly." i can say that i am truly disgusted.