
this, ladies and gentleman, is the highlight of the holiday season.
(via istuffmypants)
teach me.
i think ill just watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind again…that never leaves me unsatisfied.
I let my emotions get the best of me. I just uh..I cared too much, I guess.
I was thinking with my lady parts.
I was walking and I felt something icky.
I thought there was going to be chocolate.
I don’t even remember!
I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.
All I want to do is have babies.
Are you single?
I’m just like, going through something right now.
I guess when my life feels incomplete, I want to shoot someone.
This would not happen if I had a penis!
What? [puts on lip gloss]
Bitches be crazy.
I’m good at tolerating pain.
I’m bad at math, and I’m stupid.Parks and Recreation 2x10 - Hunting Trip
this is the amy poehler i know and love.